Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are crawling out of the woodwork to protest…wait for it…a MILITARY PARADE and President Trump’s BIRTHDAY! Can you believe the audacity?
“No Kings movement”? More like “No Brains” movement! They claim to reject “authoritarianism,” but I bet they’d love a socialist dictator like Bernie Sanders running the show. And “billionaire-first politics”? Last I checked, Trump made his own billions, unlike these virtue-signaling Hollywood elites lecturing us from their mansions.
And of course, they’re piggybacking on the protests against ICE. Never mind that ICE is just doing its job, enforcing the laws of our nation! These open-border fanatics would rather let MS-13 run wild in our streets.
Millions expected to participate? Yeah, millions of unemployed, triggered snowflakes who have nothing better to do than whine about a President who’s actually making America great again. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
