Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran thing. “Mixed messages,” they say? No, folks, it’s called strategy! While the Libs were busy renaming schools after communist traitors, Trump was brokering peace deals, and he’s not about to let Iran get away with their nuclear nonsense.
So, he cut short a G7 summit, big deal! Probably because those socialist Europeans were whining about climate change again. Trump’s got bigger fish to fry, like stopping Iran from turning into another North Korea, thanks to Obama’s disastrous deal.
Israel wants help dismantling Iran’s nukes? Of course! They’re our greatest ally in the Middle East, unlike those Democrat darlings in Tehran. And don’t listen to the RINOs who are afraid of “another foreign conflict.” We’re not looking for a conflict; we’re looking for peace through strength, something the Left will never understand.
Trump is warning Iranians to evacuate Tehran? Good! Maybe they’ll finally wake up and realize their Mullahs are leading them to destruction. And he’s not “reaching out for talks,” he’s giving them a chance to surrender before it’s too late.
“Better than a ceasefire,” he says. That’s right! We want total victory, not some wishy-washy agreement that Iran will break the second they get a chance. And they’re “very close” to a nuke? Believe it! Our intelligence agencies are probably too busy virtue-signaling to notice.
No guarantees our bombs can reach their bunkers? Well, at least Trump is honest! Unlike Crooked Hillary, who guaranteed everything and delivered nothing but scandal.
Witkoff and Vance for negotiations? Now that’s a team! Witkoff knows how to cut a deal, and Vance is one of the few sane voices left in Washington. But Trump’s right, it depends on what happens. If Iran doesn’t shape up, it’s game over.
“Gloves off” if they target our troops? You bet! Trump isn’t Obama; he won’t draw red lines and then do nothing when they’re crossed. He’ll unleash the full might of the U.S. military, and Iran will regret the day they messed with America.
And Huckabee’s right: Trump needs to listen to divine intervention. God put him in the White House for a reason, and that reason is to protect America and our allies from the forces of evil, both foreign and domestic!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
