Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting against America than actually solving problems. Trump knew he was being spied on in those Canadian woods – probably by Trudeau himself, the virtue-signaling snowflake!
Trump ditched the G7 faster than Hillary deletes emails, citing “operational security.” Of course, he doesn’t trust phones – who knows what kind of deep-state shenanigans they’re up to? He went there, did what he had to do (which was probably reminding them who’s boss), and left.
Meanwhile, the Middle East is heating up, and Trump’s ready to deal with it. No more of this “ceasefire” nonsense – he wants a “real end” to the conflict. Our VP even hinted at action against Iranian enrichment. And Trump’s message to Iran on Truth Social? “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!” That’s how you negotiate, folks!
The Europeans were busy drafting some wishy-washy statement calling for de-escalation, but Trump wouldn’t sign on. They watered it down, and he signed it, but didn’t even read it! These people are so desperate for his approval.
They tried to keep him entertained with soccer jerseys and happy birthday wishes, but Trump saw through their pathetic attempts. He even mixed up the UK with the EU – so what? The point is, he’s making deals and draining the swamp, one globalist summit at a time.
Macron, of course, is “publicity seeking” and “misinformed.” And Zelensky? Missed his chance to meet the real leader of the free world. Maybe next time he’ll learn to be on time.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
