Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock Wheat Whiskey,” aged in a casket. I bet they’ll be serving this at the next Democrat fundraiser, alongside their lab-grown meat and bug protein snacks.
Of course, CNN is all over it, promoting this trendy swill as if it’s the nectar of the gods. “Taking aim at people who might be tired of spritzes, canned cocktails and beers,” they say. Translation: Trying to hook a new generation of brainwashed liberals with another overpriced, virtue-signaling product.
And get this, the CEO admits “the industry’s having a tougher time than it’s had for a while.” No kidding! People are waking up to the fact that they’re being fleeced by these woke corporations. But don’t worry, they’ll just keep churning out these ridiculous collaborations to stay afloat.
Martha Stewart and e.l.f. cosmetics? What a joke! This is what happens when you let liberals run the business world. They’ll slap a woke label on anything to make a quick buck, consequences be damned. I’ll stick to my American-made bourbon, thank you very much. At least I know where that comes from.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
