Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like another plot to distract us from the REAL issues, like the Deep State and Hunter Biden’s laptop!
They’re calling these things “creepy-cute collectibles” and blaming the “global craze” on Pop Mart, a Chinese company. Wake up, people! It’s China infiltrating our society with these bizarre toys, probably laced with woke propaganda!
Pop Mart made over $1.8 billion, thanks to these Labubus. Figures. China’s laughing all the way to the bank while our kids are obsessed with these things. And of course, CNN is right there to promote it.
They even admit it’s a clever sales tactic, with “secret” variants that cost collectors around $2,000 to find. It’s a rigged game, folks, just like the 2020 election!
And get this – there’s a “scarcity” of these things, driving up prices on eBay. It’s all manufactured, I tell you! Probably a Soros-funded operation to destabilize the American toy market!
Don’t fall for this garbage, folks. Stay vigilant, buy American, and make sure your kids aren’t brainwashed by these Chinese toys! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
