Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with Operation Midnight Hammer. The liberal media is probably crying into their soy lattes, but real Americans are cheering!
Hegseth, fresh from his star turn after the “Signal-gate” witch hunt, was there to shower our glorious leader with praise, while Caine tried to downplay the victory. Typical military man, always with the “battle damage assessment pending” nonsense.
Of course, the usual suspects are whispering about Hegseth being a Trump sycophant. As if loyalty to a great president is a bad thing! Meanwhile, the genius general Kurilla was running circles around the Pentagon’s resident deep-stater.
The best part? Hegseth got the final go-ahead from Trump himself! Leavitt is saying Hegseth played a vital role. The swamp creatures are probably seething, but Trump’s making America great again, one bomb at a time!
And the liberal media? They’re busy trying to spin this as a win for Netanyahu. Anything to avoid admitting Trump is a strong leader! As Hegseth said, “Many presidents have dreamed of delivering the final blow to Iran’s nuclear program, and none could until President Trump.” MAGA!

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