Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have banned all those THC-infused gummies and vapes. Can you believe it? The Left is high-fiving each other, no doubt, celebrating their ability to peddle this garbage to our kids.
This is all part of their plan to weaken America, one THC gummy at a time. They want to turn our great nation into a bunch of potheads, too lazy to defend our values and too stoned to see the communist threat!
And don’t even get me started on the “billion-dollar industry” they’re crying about. It’s all about the money, folks. They don’t care about the health and safety of our children, just lining their pockets with drug money.
Thank God for leaders like Trump, who aren’t afraid to stand up to the woke agenda. We need more patriots like him to fight back against this cultural rot and make America great again!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.