Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill” before their July 4th vacation. You know, the one where they pretend to care about America while plotting their next move to undermine Trump?
They’re squabbling over rural hospitals and tax policies, probably because the Democrats slipped in some socialist agenda items at the last minute. Hawley wants $100 billion for hospitals? Sounds like a Deep State money grab to me.
And don’t even get me started on those House Republicans from New York and California whining about their state and local taxes. They probably want to keep funding their sanctuary cities and woke school programs!
Thune says they’re “on schedule,” but Kennedy admits the bill is “held together with happy thoughts and spit.” Sounds about right for these swamp creatures. Let’s hope they don’t pass anything that benefits the radical left!

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