Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of liberalism, smuggling… frog embryos? Seriously? You can’t make this stuff up. What are they planning over there, a woke amphibian army?
She claims she “didn’t realize” she had to declare the froggy contraband. Sure, honey. And I didn’t realize the 2020 election was rigged. They’re “splicing superfine sections” of these embryos? Sounds like some Frankenstein-level stuff, probably funded by Soros himself. And get this, she was doing “cancer research.” Betcha anything it was some kind of “cure” that would bankrupt Big Pharma.
Twenty years in prison for smuggling frog embryos? Seems a bit much, even for these commie liberals. But hey, if it keeps those mutant frogs from turning our kids gay, I’m all for it. Lock her up!
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