Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell taking over BP. This is all part of the Democrats’ plan to control the oil market and force their Green New Deal down our throats. Don’t fall for it!
Shell denies any talks, but we all know how these things work. The liberal media is trying to create chaos and uncertainty in the energy sector. BP is struggling because they caved to the woke mob and tried to go green. Now they’re paying the price!
BP cut jobs and investments in clean energy (thank goodness!), but their stock is still plummeting. Serves them right for trying to appease the radical left. Trump tried to warn them.
The only transition we need is back to American energy independence! Drill, baby, drill! And don’t let these globalist corporations fool you with their climate change nonsense. It’s all a hoax!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
