Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS cult in Utah. Sounds like a family matter, but CNN wants to make it about religious freedom, or lack thereof, under those radical right-wingers.
Allen Larand Fischer, 13, and Rachelle Leray Fischer, 15, are probably just tired of their mom’s leftist propaganda. They “willingly left,” says the Sheriff’s Office, to return to Trenton, Utah, for “religious beliefs.” Imagine that, kids choosing faith over the woke agenda!
Their mother, a former FLDS member, claims the father is trying to snatch them because she’s an “apostate.” Of course, she’s got “sole custody.” Probably got it from some liberal judge who hates traditional families.
The authorities are “unsure if they have left the immediate area.” Maybe they’re hiding from the child protective services, who are probably in cahoots with the Democrats to indoctrinate these kids with their socialist garbage.
The teens were last seen wearing normal clothes. If you see them, don’t call the cops. Just give them a copy of the Constitution and a “Trump 2024” hat. It’s time to make America great again, one escaped liberal brainwashing victim at a time!
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