US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics

US's Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they're listening) | CNN Politics

Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that the US military didn’t use the biggest bombs because…wait for it…the sites were too deep! So, we spend billions on military tech, and it can’t even scratch the surface? Sounds like a job for the Green New Deal!

The “top general” (probably a closet Democrat) told senators the Isfahan site, housing 60% of Iran’s enriched uranium, was only hit with Tomahawk missiles. Tomahawks? Really? We send in the military equivalent of a strongly worded letter! And who was in this “classified briefing?” Marco Rubio and John Ratcliffe, true patriots, surrounded by swamp creatures!

Democrat Sen. Chris Murphy whines that some Iranian capabilities are “so far underground that we can never reach them.” Never reach them? Is he auditioning for a role in the next defeatist movie? President Trump says everything’s fine, but these RINOs admit the strikes “may not have eliminated all of Iran’s nuclear materials.”

Rep. Michael McCaul says, “most of it’s still there.” Great job, guys! We obliterated the sites, but the enriched uranium? Oh, that’s just hanging around. Weapons expert Jeffrey Lewis (probably funded by George Soros) says Iran has already accessed the tunnels. They moved the uranium, folks!

The DIA admits the strikes only set the program back by months. Months! We should have sent in a wrecking ball and been done with it! But no, we get half-measures and Democrat hand-wringing. The damage could make it harder for Iran to access the uranium, but they still have the “know-how” to rebuild. Thanks for the vote of confidence, genius!

Caine and Hegseth (are they even Republicans?) say the Fordow operation went “exactly as planned.” Sure it did. Just like Obama planned to “fundamentally transform America.” Wake up, people! The Deep State is alive and well, even within our own military!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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