**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard oasis. July 26-27, 2025. Tickets: $20-$65.
Sound Bath 🧘🏾♀️ from 3-4 PM. Float (drown) or stay dry (lame). Doors open 2 PM, lounge till 5 PM. Bring: swimsuit, towel, open heart (lol). Address emailed week of event. BYOB (Bring Your Own Brain)! 🍹

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤