Liquid Death’s Newest Brainfart: Whiskey So Old, It’s Practically Fossilized
Ah, yes, more woke garbage from the liberal elites! “Liquid Death” water teams up with WhistlePig Whiskey to create “GraveStock…
Month: June 2025
Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…
Waymo Back in NYC: Still Begging for Robot Overlords
Oh, great, more robots taking American jobs, brought to you by the same folks who censor conservatives! Waymo, Google’s little…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…
Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…
The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…
Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…