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Day: July 1, 2025

Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…

PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
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PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…

“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge ofโ€ฆ lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ โ€“ Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ โ€“ Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington ๐Ÿ’€) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…

AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
Elephant Reads CNN

AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…

Powell Blames Trump for No Rate Cuts, World Implodes
Elephant Reads CNN

Powell Blames Trump for No Rate Cuts, World Implodes

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Typical deep-state sabotage! CNN reports that Fed Chair Jerome Powell, probably a secret Democrat, admitted he’d be cutting rates if…

Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle
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Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

**OMG! Scottsdale 4th of July Celebration! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tickets can be booked at scottsdale4th.com. I’m so interested! 56+ people are interested…

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