John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
Day: July 3, 2025
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…
Bakersfield: Prepare for Disappointment
Bakersfield, California? More like BORE-ersfield! 😴 Get ready for the most thrilling events like the 16th Annual Ready-Set Back 2…
St. Pete Events: Prepare for Sunshine, Mayhem, and Questionable Decisions
OMG! St. Petersburg is, like, THE place to be! 💅 Get ready for the “Most-Loved” events! 😂 Concerts, sports, and…
Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…
Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…
The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…