‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

'Doc' Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don't Like Being Luggage | CNN
Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a closet liberal, sentenced to a whole year and a day for animal trafficking and money laundering. I bet George Soros was somehow involved in funding his shady operations.It’s always the same story, isn’t it? These “documentaries” come out, painting good, hard-working Americans as villains, while the real criminals, the ANTIFA and BLM thugs, get a free pass from the biased media.

And let’s not forget Joe Exotic, the other “star” of this circus, rotting away in prison where he belongs. Serves him right for trying to off Carole Baskin, who’s probably a card-carrying member of the Green New Deal brigade.

Antle’s zoo, Myrtle Beach Safari, is still open? Unbelievable! You just know they’re brainwashing those innocent animals with woke propaganda.

Prosecutors say Antle was selling exotic animals without the proper paperwork and laundering money. Sounds like a typical Democrat scheme to me. They’re probably using the money to fund their radical leftist agenda.

The FBI was listening to Antle’s phone calls? Good! We need to keep an eye on these people. Who knows what kind of nefarious plots they’re hatching?

And of course, two of Antle’s employees got off with just probation. The system is rigged, folks! They’re probably all in cahoots, trying to undermine our great nation.

But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is still in charge, and he’s not going to let these liberal elites get away with their shenanigans. We’re going to Make America Great Again, one tiger at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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