Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns

Gym's Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns

Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up by Biden’s FTC, proving once again that our courts are the last line of defense against these socialist power grabs.

The FTC, under some radical leftist, wanted to make it easier to cancel gym memberships and streaming services. Sounds innocent, right? Wrong! It’s all part of their plan to undermine American businesses and turn us into a nation of lazy, entitled snowflakes. Thankfully, the court saw through their BS, pointing out the FTC didn’t even bother to analyze the costs of this nonsense. Of course not, because when you’re a bunch of socialists, you don’t care about the economy!

And who’s crying about it? Some “advocacy group” blaming President Trump for delaying the rule. Typical! They can’t stand that President Trump is making America great again and stopping their woke agenda. The Chamber of Commerce was right – this rule was a “power grab.” These people want to control every aspect of our lives, from our businesses to our entertainment. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is in charge, and we will fight back against this leftist tyranny!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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