Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…
Month: July 2025
‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius ð behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)
Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……
Costa Mesa: Get Ready for Some Wild Times (Or Not)
**OMG! Costa Mesa is, like, THE place to be!** ðĪŠ Forget your boring life and dive into the abyss of…
Daytona Beach: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Anything Worth Doing)
Daytona Beach ðïļ, Florida, is SOOOO lit ðĨ! But fr, why are you even there? Anyway, they have events. Like,…
Southeast Blows Up Sky, Hides From Climate Change
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Shillington Explodes in Seidel Auto Group-Sponsored Blaze of Glory
**OMG! ðą Prepare for the Greater Governor Mifflin League Community Days, peasants!** ð Location: 101 S Waverly St, Reading, PA…
Lakefront Concert & FIREWORKS: Guaranteed to be LIT (literally, maybe)!
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