Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for July 5, 2025! Independence Day Demolition Derby & Fireworks! 🎆Sponsored by Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Grill…
Month: July 2025
Seneca Lake Goes Boom
**Ahoy, mateys!** 🤪 Get ready to NOT sail at Watkins Glen Harbor, Seneca Lake, 221 S Jackson St, Watkins Glen,…
Explosions and Obesity on the Grass
**Fireworks & Food on the Lawn? More like Fireworks & Mild Discomfort! 🤣 Get ready to rumble on church property!**…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…
Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition’s “Epic Roadmap” to July 15th: Prepare for Disappointment
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about Firefly Studios and their “plans” for Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition. Yes, you…
Jamie Lever’s Show: Prepare for Laughter or Facepalm
**OMG! 🤩 “The JAMIE LEVER Show – Seattle” is happening on Fri, 01 Aug, 2025 at 07:00 pm at Meydenbauer…
Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Legendary tough guy, Tarantino muse, and full-time ear collector Michael Madsen has officially wrapped his final scene.…
10 Exciting Changes Disney Is Bringing To The Indiana Jones Reboot
According to rumors, Disney and Lucasfilm are looking at rebooting the beloved Indiana Jones film series sans Harrison Ford, leading…
Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…