BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! đ€ The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
Month: July 2025
20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…
Edgar Wrightâs âThe Running Manâ Mistaken for a CNN Documentary â White House Freaks Out
What was meant to be a gritty remake of Stephen King’s dystopian classic turned out to be something way more…
Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog
Another Deep State plant speaks! This time it’s Amos Hochstein, a former Biden flunky, whining about how much “pressure” they…
Red Lobster Introduces Exciting New Menu Item ‘Box Of Things We Found At The Beach’
ORLANDO â For a limited time, Red Lobster’s menu will be updated to include a “Box of Things We Found…
Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves âThe Last of Usâ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
Oh noes! đ± Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…
GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…
White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…