Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
Day: August 17, 2025
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, bless their hearts, have FINALLY crawled out of their beer-soaked slumber and completed recording the sequel to…
New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…
“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”
Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks Fan Film is supposedly a labour of love from Cameron Cloutier. More like a…
Atheist Gets Religion After Seeing Dead People, Believers Rejoice
Looks like CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re pushing some spooky “deathbed vision” garbage. As if we…
PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…
Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
OMG! 🙄 Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…
Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…
Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…