SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…
Month: August 2025
Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday
**Gasp! 😱 Prepare for a cinematic saga at our drive-in! 🚗💨 $23 (2 ppl) or $28 (3-6 ppl) per car…
Erik Menendez to Remain Roommates With Iron Bars After Whiny Plea to Leave Slammer Gets Rejected
Another day, another win for justice! Erik Menendez, the pampered brat who, along with his equally loathsome brother, Lyle, turned…
CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…
Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
USA to Czechia: The Full Trip Report on Our Journey to BRUTAL ASSAULT 2025!
This was legendary! We conquered 6,025 miles to get from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Europe's premier metal festival — Brutal…
Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! 👴 They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…