“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
**Oh no, not another film festival! 🙄 We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…
Month: August 2025
Meet Hannah, The New Fully Clothed And Chaste A.I. Assistant From The Babylon Bee
Unsure about which of the myriad A.I. assistants out there is right for you? Try Hannah, the new fully clothed…
Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…
FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…
Trump’s DC Power Trip: Patrolling the Swamp on a School Night
Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and…
Texas Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Run to Federal Court Like Crybabies
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Texas Dems to undermine our glorious Republican leadership! Gina Hinojosa, bless her…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…
Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…