Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…
Month: August 2025
Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…
Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…
Analysis: Did Trump ACTUALLY End Six Wars (or Just Nap Through Them)?
Oh, CNN, always so eager to downplay President Trump’s AMAZING achievements! Here we go again with the liberal media trying…
BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—Thumbing back the pistol’s hammer as his dreams for the future were dashed before his eyes, OpenAI…
Chuck Schumer Said He’s Never Felt In Danger Walking In DC And Neither Have His Ten Bodyguards
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer disagreed with the president’s assessment of D.C., saying he’s never once felt…
Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode
Oh, look, it’s Brucey baby rambling again! IRON MAIDEN’s frontman, the one and only (thankfully) Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace…
Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…
Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to twist President Trump’s brilliant strategies into something nefarious! Treasury Secretary…