The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!đź“ŤSaco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…
Month: September 2025
Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…
Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…
Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…
Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As ‘Animaniacs’
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man…
Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…
TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese 🧀, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! đź‘´ He’s…
Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…
Kissing Bug Disease: Everything You Need to Know to Avoid Unwanted Kisses (and Potential Death) in the US | CNN
Oh, great, just what we need, another plague! Thanks, Obama… I mean, thanks, Biden and your open border policies! Now…