Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…
Month: September 2025
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026
OMG! 😱 Fresh off their ‘successful’ (debatable) European tour, those Arizona thrash metal dinosaurs, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, have crawled out…
Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…
Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked
The Radical Left Goes Global: Britain, Canada, and Australia Bow to the Woke Mob, Endorse “Palestine” as Israel Stands Strong!…
Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…
Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks
OMG! 🙄 Bryan Ferrer’s “Entre las Vías” is a 5-year deep dive into Puerto Rico’s railway fail! 🤣 From the…
Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peña Cultural Center! 🙄 Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…
“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…
YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Dude’s Q&A
**OMG! 🙄 Matt from The National, so hot right now, takes his slacker bro Tom on tour! 🤣 What could…
Garbage Time TV
DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…