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Month: September 2025

Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)
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Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

Swiss gothic metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Breaking, Movie News

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plant exposed! This time it’s Ian Roberts, the Des Moines school superintendent, who turns out…

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
Breaking, Movie News

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con
Live

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🪨 Bedrock City Comic Con, Houston, October 4-5, 2025! 🤣 Meet “artists” and “writers” from Marvel, DC,…

I’d Lather Not
The Onion

I’d Lather Not

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post I’d Lather Not appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Breaking, Games News

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class
Babylon Bee

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class

FinnSeptember 29, 2025

COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity…

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Elephant Reads CNN

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
Breaking, Movie News

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…

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