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Day: October 23, 2025
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
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Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
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Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
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US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
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