Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
Day: October 27, 2025
Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked
Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged…
OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…
“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…
Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…