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Month: October 2025

Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…

OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another battle royale bites the dust! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt, the game that dared to ask,…

OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
Breaking, Movie News

OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, great, another movie. πŸ™„ MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
Live, Music News

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Breaking, Movie News

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
Breaking, Music News

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Elephant Reads CNN

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

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