iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
Month: October 2025
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked
Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged…
OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…
“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…
Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…
Buñuel: King of Naps
BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 DÃa de los…
OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…
Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation
**OMG! Randy Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to JJ’S BOHEMIA – CHATTANOOGA TN on FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST 2025! Doors…