Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
Month: October 2025
Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…
“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…
Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…
Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
Shoegaze from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…
Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit 🔥 on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…