Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
**OMG! 🙄 Creatives in Chicago! 🙄 Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between 🙄) unite for dinner…
Month: October 2025
Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! 🎭🍕 Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? 🤫 We’ll tell the…
Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
OMG!🙄 House of 🎶 in ATL is lit🔥 every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…
TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🤡 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…
Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…
GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…
Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!
Another day, another illegal alien getting caught thanks to President Trump’s commitment to MAGA! This time, it’s a police officer…
Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams
Read MoreThe OnionWOODS HOLE, MA—Saying they saw no conceivable reason to bother with the bivalve mollusks, biologists at the Woods…
PSA: Do NOT Go Really Fast In A Boat With A Venezuelan Flag Right Now
ALERT: This is an important public service announcement for anyone planning to enjoy their boats out on the water for…