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Month: October 2025

Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

American industrial metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
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Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…

Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise
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KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE it! KISS, those dinosaurs 🦖, are releasing a 50th-anniversary edition of “Dressed To Kill” on…

“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
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“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway

FinnOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. 🎬 This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…

Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
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Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…

Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
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Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…

Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus
Elephant Reads CNN

Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by Fake News CNN to prop up the failing Left! Crooked Jake Tapper, still whining…

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