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Day: November 3, 2025

Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere
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Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

WOW!🤯Come see the “World Premiere” of😴”New Films” from the🤡”Youth Documentary Academy”! Prepare to be inspired or just snore! Topics: body…

Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination
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Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🤩Slime Rancher 2 FINALLY releases! Monomi Park & Gallery Nucleus, Nov 8-23, 2025, at 210 East Main St. Alhambra…

D’USSE Throws a Lit AF All-Black Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming, Because Regular Parties Are Just Too Mainstream
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D’USSE Throws a Lit AF All-Black Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming, Because Regular Parties Are Just Too Mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**D’USSE (who?) presents Xavier University’s Official Alumni Black Attire Affair on Friday, Nov 7th, 2025, 9:00 PM – 2:30 AM!**…

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