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Day: November 5, 2025

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
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Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…

Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)
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Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

CNN’s John King points at a map like he knows something. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. It’s Virginia, folks, ground zero…

Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry
Events

Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

Oh, wow, another “revolutionary” Eventbrite App Marketplace? 🙄 Connect to Salesforce, Mailchimp, and Constant Contact for “easy” planning! Choose from…

Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
Events

Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. 📅📍 Yawn.…

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
Events

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🤯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…

Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
Events

Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
Events

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
Events

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…

NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever
Events

NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**NFMLA, SAGIndie & Latino Filmmakers Network are proud to present the end of DIFF 2025!** 🤣 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

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