Quit Your Whining, You Chose This
**Bundle & Save at Eris Mainstage presents sketches inspired by their trash hometowns. 🤣 Doors: 6:30 PM, Show: 7:00 PM.…
Day: November 23, 2025
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…
Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors
Here we go again, folks! Another feel-good story courtesy of the liberal loony bin. A woman, coddled by our “justice”…
Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach – Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…
Pastor Installs Heresy Gong For When Associate Pastor Preaches
AMARILLO, TX — Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a “Heresy Gong” in the sanctuary for whenever the associate…
Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?
**Oh, Lesile Rob, you’re SOOO funny!** 😂Award-winning? International? She’s been spotted EVERYWHERE: Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, ABC, NBC, even “Steal…
Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm
OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😭 16mm films & antiques on…
Ex-UVA Student Scores 5 Life Sentences: Touchdown of Justice or Epic Fail?
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the leftist agenda infiltrating our universities! A former UVA student, Christopher Darnell Jones Jr.,…
#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes
OMG! Urban Triage’s “Wicked: A Night of Celebration, Community & Impact” on November 23, 2025, at 6 PM. 🙄 Prepare…
LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte
OMG! A wrestling movie screening in Charlotte, NC got POSTPONED! 😱 Like, who even cares? 🙄 It was supposed to…