Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! 🙄 This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…
Month: November 2025
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn
      GUILFORD, CT—Watching in horror as he silently calculated whether he would be able to dive and catch the dropped…
Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA
   MIAMI, FL — Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the…