Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
Month: November 2025
RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn
GUILFORD, CT—Watching in horror as he silently calculated whether he would be able to dive and catch the dropped…
Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA
MIAMI, FL — Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the…
Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…