Birmingham Airport Will NOT Become Ozzy Osbourne International Airport: Airport Boss Shuts Down Brummie’s Dreams (Again)
So, the bigwigs at Birmingham Airport, bless their cotton socks, have officially stamped on our dreams of landing at “Ozzy…
Month: December 2025
Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…
Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year
   WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…
Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
      The post Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To appeared first on…
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
   MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…
Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed
Oh, great, ANOTHER collab! 🙄 Fortnite, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is apparently dragging Nickelodeon’s *Danny Phantom* into…
FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Watched Too Much ‘Home Alone’ and Built a Bomb, Like, Two Years Ago
Folks, another deep state operative has been dragged out of the shadows! They want you to believe this pipe bomber…
U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…
Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, metalheads, for the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news of the century! Century Media Records is proud to…
Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’
OMG! 🚨GUNS N’ ROSES🚨 just dropped two new singles! 🙄 Because, you know, we were all *dying* for more Axl…