Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat
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Day: January 7, 2026
White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule
The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts…
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Warner Bros. Discovery board tells Paramount to take its revamped hostile takeover bid and shove it
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X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath
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The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
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