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Day: January 7, 2026

Babylon Bee

Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat

FinnJanuary 7, 2026

    U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in…

Babylon Bee

White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio

FinnJanuary 7, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…

CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule
The Onion

CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule

FinnJanuary 7, 2026

       The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts…

Intelligence artificielle : parce que votre stratégie numérique a désespérément besoin d’un robot pour faire ce que vous ne pouvez pas
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Intelligence artificielle : parce que votre stratégie numérique a désespérément besoin d’un robot pour faire ce que vous ne pouvez pas

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

🚨 PANIQUE ! L’IA va voler votre emploi… ou pas ? Rejoignez notre atelier pour sauver votre business (et votre…

Babylon Bee

Game Of Candy Land Testing Dad’s Commitment To Dry January

FinnJanuary 7, 2026

    LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local dad Matt Carver has found his commitment to doing “Dry January” severely tested by…

Warner Bros. Discovery board tells Paramount to take its revamped hostile takeover bid and shove it
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Warner Bros. Discovery board tells Paramount to take its revamped hostile takeover bid and shove it

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead…

X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
Breaking, Movie News

X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
Breaking, Music News

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

The Great Venezuelan Socialist Oil Heist: How America’s Energy Traitors Are Lining Up to Fund Maduro’s Next Luxury Yacht Well,…

The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Trump’s Greenland Gambit: When the Art of the Deal Meets the Art of the Iceberg In a move that has…

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