Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Representatives of the Somali community issued a statement demanding that Americans stop judging them by the…
Day: January 9, 2026
Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse
🚨 BREAKING: Larian Studios Swears They’re Not Secretly Using AI to Draw Elves While We Sleep 🚨 In a stunning…
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
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Portland Shooting Sparks Questions About Whether Federal Agents Trained by Watching Too Much TV
Portland Shooting: When Leftist Anarchists Meet Reality and Get Shot In a stunning turn of events that no one saw…
We’re BFFs Now: Oregon AG Claims Kumbaya Moments with Feds Over Portland Gun Show | CNN
Portland’s “Peaceful Protests” Turn Violent Again as Leftist Antifa Agitators Attempt Coup, Officially Declared Domestic Terrorists by Trump Administration In…
The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
US State Department Team Shows Up in Venezuela Just as Maduro’s Gone Missing—Coincidence?
Trump Sends Diplomatic Delegation to Venezuela to Assess Damage Left by Evil Democrat/Leftist Plot to Overthrow Maduro and Destroy Oil…
BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…
Elon Musk Finally Monetizes His AI Overlord with a Paywall
Elon Musk’s Grok AI Just Got a ‘Paywall Makeover’ After Causing a Global Scandal—Because Nothing Says ‘Freedom’ Like Charging for…
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge
🚨 BREAKING: The Holy Grail of Fire Emblem Has Finally Descended From Its GameCube Altar… But Only If You Own…