Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to…
Day: January 16, 2026
The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…
Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…
Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed…
Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S.
So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found…
People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀
What even is the point of having a robot run with you? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…
911 Transcripts and an Incident Report Reveal Exactly Where Renee Good Was Shot and How Her Community Faced Her Killing in Real Time (Spoiler Alert: It Was as Depressing as You’d Expect)
Liberal Media Meltdown: Hero ICE Agent Stops Domestic Terrorist, CNN Tries to Spin It as Tragedy The fake news machine…
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…