Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly…
Month: January 2026
Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free
You have exactly one chance to snag a free NAMM x Eargasm package at the 2026 NAMM Show before it…
Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for…
Pam Bondi Says She Has Finally Figured Out What DOJ Stands For
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally…
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
The post Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’ appeared first on The Onion. The post…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
As Winter Says “Howdy,” Gas Prices Achieve Lift-Off to the Moon
LIE-beral Media Meltdown: Natural Gas Prices Soar Thanks to Old-Fashioned Cold Weather (And Not Climate Change, Imagine That!) Folks, you…
Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed
President Trump, the Master Dealmaker, secures a “yuge” Greenland victory that CNN can’t handle! It’s the 1951 deal all over…
Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon
Another day, another liberal “journalist” trying to play the victim card after getting caught red-handed inciting chaos. Don Lemon, the…
Minnesota Doctor “ICE” Ice Out Hospitals Like a Vigilante with a Clipboard
LIBERAL DOCTORS IN MINNESOTA ARE WHINING THAT PATRIOTIC ICE AGENTS ARE KEEPING OUR HOSPITALS SAFE FROM CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS! It’s…