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Month: January 2026

Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!
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Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Oh no, not another Switch censorship controversy! 🎮❌ The internet is ablaze with hot takes after AdHoc Studio’s Dispatch launched…

Crimson Desert’s Open-World So Big, You’ll Forget Your Own Name While Traversing It
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Crimson Desert’s Open-World So Big, You’ll Forget Your Own Name While Traversing It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…

Reporter canoeing in about 6 inches of flood water while 2 guys easily pass through 😂
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Reporter canoeing in about 6 inches of flood water while 2 guys easily pass through 😂

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

Pure gold Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Babylon Bee

Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President…

Babylon Bee

Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law, Imagine What They Can Do To You

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department…

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour
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Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       HYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America…

“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”
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“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

Skillsfest UK LIVE – Because Zoom Fatigue Isn’t Real! 💻 Calling all students and parents who enjoy staring at screens…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
Live

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”
Live

“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**🎉🏡 Homeownership? More Like Home-“Maybe”-ership! 🏡🎉** Join us online on **December 25, 2025, at 2:45 AM** (because who needs sleep…

Live

Global Power Platform Bootcamp 2026: Where Nerds Unite to Conquer the World (One Workflow at a Time)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Una verdadera Fiesta de Power Platform 🎉 ¿Quieres aprender sobre Power Platform de Microsoft sin gastar un solo peso? ¡Perfecto!…

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