Who needs rigid hierarchies when you can be as cool as an octopus? 🦑 Join Phil Le-Brun and Jana Werner on March 2 for a webinar that promises to make your organization as flexible as an octopus’s tentacles (and hopefully less slimy).
The duo, who clearly have never seen an octopus trying to open a jar, will explain how your company can be intelligent, curious, resilient, and decentralized. Because nothing says “professional” like comparing your workplace to a sea creature that shoots ink when scared.
Register now to learn how to balance “cohesion with autonomy” and “tap into distributed intelligence.” We’re pretty sure that’s just a fancy way of saying “let employees do whatever they want.” 🤷♂️
Can’t attend? Don’t worry, you can still get the recording and pretend you’re actually implementing these octopus-inspired strategies at work. Just don’t be surprised when your team starts asking for a tank and some shrimp.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
