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Day: March 4, 2026

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Its our turn to pay the favor back đŸ„č

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

Crazy how we spent childhood faking laughs for them, and now real life has us crying for them without even…

US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors
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US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh no, the poor Iranian drone operators! Their Shahed attack drones—which are basically flying lawn mowers with bombs strapped to…

Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
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Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…

Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef
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Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural
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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

FinnMarch 4, 2026

       MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was…

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“Master the Art of Sketching in Less Time Than It Takes to Microwave a Burrito”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

**Ready to draw like a sneaky pro?** 😏🎹 Join Nishant Jain, the artist who ditched neuroscience for doodles, as he…

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“How to Waste 5 Minutes of Your Life Masterfully with a Pencil”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

Unlock the secret to drawing like a pro in just 5 minutes! 😅 Join Nishant Jain, the sneaky artist who…

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