Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail
The post Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail appeared first on The Onion.…
Day: March 12, 2026
It’s much more impressive than it seems at first glance 😭
Bro is the Jordan of roller skating Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
“That’s Nonsense”: Sen. Coons Reacts to Energy Secretary’s Claim That War Fallout Is “Short-Term Pain” In a stunning display of…
CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster
Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…
Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…
Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…
‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them
NEW YORK—In a recorded discussion posted to the newspaper’s YouTube channel, opinion columnists for The New York Times reportedly held a…