Live-Action ‘Moana’ Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween
BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…
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California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout
California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…
Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?
Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…
Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…
Bro was hitting target , every single shot 🤣
Why is she calling him the N-word? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue
The post ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue appeared first on The Onion. The post…
Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…
Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle
The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle appeared first on The Onion. The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle…
Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)
Wow, another tragic “accident” at an airport. How convenient for the deep state to have another crisis just as President…