President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
Month: March 2026
Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs
President Donald J. Trump has once again proven his economic genius as gas prices teeter on the brink of $4…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…
Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard
WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump…
Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Margaret Beaufort: The Original Plot Twist in Royal Soap Opera
**Margaret Beaufort: The Ultimate Medieval Girl Boss** 👑 Did you know this 12-year-old got married, became a mom, and was…
KOMPA NAN GUITAR: SPRING BREAK 2026 IS HERE TO BREAK YOUR STRINGS AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!
**Yo, check it!** 🤪 Kompa Nan Guitar is back for another epic Spring Break kick-off! 😎 This time, they’re bringing…
HOUSTON SPRING BREAK 2026: GET YOUR TICKETS BEFORE THE SUN BURSTS INTO FLAMES! 🌞🎟️
ATTENTION PARTY ANIMALS! 🐒🍻 SPRING BREAK 2026 IS HERE AND WE’RE NOT PLAYING GAMES! 🚨 LAST CHANCE TO JOIN THE…